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Silver Demotivational Poster


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




SNOBS - An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather -


TAGS: hi ho silver and awaaaay
Rating: 3.61/5

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bOB cHIN - September 9, 2009, 8:30 am, #116198
As opposed to a classical music snob??? And at what point does the apple get sh** off his head?
lola. - July 24, 2009, 8:37 pm, #99525
NO, me Bucko. He's an entertainer. Period.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:28 pm, #99516
Bun Bun Bunny...Excellent! That quote from D Rather is amsome considering what an intellectual a** snob he is himself!


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm, #250098
I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm, #250097
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm, #250096
As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm, #250093
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm, #244635
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


CHERISHED PHOTOS -


TAGS: locket wife silver cherished ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:28 am, #222678
Tags right, Title wrong.. WTF?!
mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:41 pm, #222628
lol...funny 5L


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm, #243859
Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm, #243818
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


FAILURE -


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am, #161673
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am, #161672
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #161671
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am, #161670
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am, #161668
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am, #161667
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm, #161648
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm, #161646
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm, #161644
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161643
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161642
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm, #161641
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm, #161640
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161639
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161638
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm, #161637
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm, #161636
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm, #161634
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm, #161633
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm, #161632
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm, #161631
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm, #161630
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #161629
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm, #161626
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm, #161625
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #161624
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #161623
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161571
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161566
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm, #249952
All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am, #249933
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm, #249929
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm, #249928
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you


TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am, #244768
Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!


A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm, #249731
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm, #249727
Nice


LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated


TAGS: so severely pixelated looks like lego silverheart
Rating: 4.41/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:00 am, #244058
That's true...especially if you're researching the best herpes medication or bon** pills.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 9:35 pm, #244051
Happened to me too. Pay close attention to the mods, you can learn a lot from them :)
crankyhead - March 4, 2013, 9:31 pm, #244050
T'was me. Meant every last word. =)
Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 6:38 pm, #244046
I got the idea from the approval queue, I confess. Whichever mod wrote that, kudos to you.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 6:37 pm, #244045
5LOL


Procrastinate! -




A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244094
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME - SPRING FORWARD -


TAGS: daylight savings time dst spring forward silverheart
Rating: 4.33/5

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ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:28 am, #244228
actually it is so you will have more light at the end of the day to go out and blow your money goofing off
Silverheart - March 11, 2013, 1:30 am, #244222
If memory serves, DST was originally conceived to provide more daylight hours for farming. Now it's more of a power saver, as in more daylight hours, less time with the lights on. At any rate, the times adjust at 2am, way before the sun rises.
CloudchaserS - March 10, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244214
What I don't get is why some states like the sun coming up at 5:30 when most people are still asleep. The whole purpose of DST is so there'll be more sunlight during the time when we're actually awake.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 12:39 pm, #244186
Best part is I live in a state that doesn't observe Daylight Savings Time. And my alarm clock has a 'convenient' feature, that it automatically reset for DST. So I got woke up at 6am which was really 5am. Dammit.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:27 pm, #244184
oh-h-h-h, so it’s not spring back and fall forward…d***…gotta reset the clocks again...now I've lost two hours..5L btw


Meltdown immenent -


TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm, #246249
I Got That One .


RIP RJD - "Lift my spirit higher, I'm the man on the silver mountain"


TAGS: dio ronnie silver mountain
Rating: 4.05/5

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rudeboy308 - June 24, 2011, 9:09 pm, #220509
I've been a fan of Dio ever since I first heard Holy Diver when I was 11 yrs. old. He was taken way too soon.
Mongo - May 26, 2010, 11:41 am, #177840
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:09 pm, #176381
This one deserves better. Well done Mongo. 5L


THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!


TAGS: november challenge bang bang maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head
Rating: 3.86/5

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm, #136339
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.


THEY DANCED BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, - Maybe it was more of a Werewolf death quiver.




All That Glitters -


TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm, #256921
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm, #256918
Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm, #256917
I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm, #256915
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm, #256909
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.


F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -


TAGS: fishing stories sabotage seems fishy to me silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am, #250018
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm, #249960
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm, #249956
Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm, #249955
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm, #249954

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm, #249953
Very cool. 5L


snow white & the seven bench warrants -




History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm, #249690
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am, #249682
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am, #249666
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone dead in a moment -


TAGS: monty python holy grail dead collector save your receipts right see you thursday silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 5:36 pm, #250181
5 huge L's and you know why silvie!


Insomnia, by way of technology -




Luxury -




Death is life -


TAGS: life is death sun dies every day to light your way so enjoy your day in the deathshine silverheart
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - September 22, 2014, 3:20 am, #256792
Solid 5 for the style alone
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 9:47 pm, #256788

this is real nice. i know the old dude who runs motitwist would prob love this over there if you havn't already.
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:15 pm, #256787
I'm a sucker for good 5tyle
Greeny - September 21, 2014, 12:37 pm, #256784
At least they wait their turns - 5L


Don't Blink -




SPONSORS FOR EVERYONE -




EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT BIEBER -




TIME IS AN ILLUSION -




MAKE A JAZZ NOISE HERE -




Don't Blink -




ANGLOMANIA -


TAGS: anglomania english obsessed mania theme silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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tc1991 - March 5, 2013, 6:25 am, #244056
England does not equal Britain


COULROPHOBIA - FEAR OF CLOWNS -


TAGS: coulrophobia fear of clowns silverheart
Rating: 4.14/5

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steve1961 - March 13, 2013, 3:51 pm, #244280
If you skin 'em, clean 'em and cook 'em properly, they're delicious...
Silverheart - March 13, 2013, 3:34 pm, #244279
But you like the spy pengens better, huh Steve?
steve1961 - March 13, 2013, 3:30 pm, #244278
I guess you're kinda screwed if you come across 13 clowns with their spy ducks...
TrueGrave - March 13, 2013, 9:35 am, #244273
Phobias ARE irrational fears? There's one for ducks watching you and the number 13.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:44 am, #244265
Says anyone who's never seen It or Killer Klowns


That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bones! -


TAGS: tired bunny rat purging the evil through coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.89/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:46 pm, #246256
HA! That's how I feel in the morning, and probably how I look too. 5L


BANG BANG -


TAGS: rerun s silver ban hammer
Rating: 3.87/5

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am, #173613

Love the song and the poster as well


PALM SUNDAY - May yours be, like, far out, man...




silver bells revised -


TAGS: christmas avarice means greed silver bells
Rating: 3.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 3, 2013, 1:08 am, #251353
Yep, yep. And each year it gets worse.
Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 8:28 pm, #251349
I've got one in mind in much the same vein. It amazes me how "tidings of comfort and joy" has become "outta my way, dammit!"


SILVERSPOONER - When a Lambo just isn't enough.


TAGS: silver
Rating: 3.5/5

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ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




WHEN... - When you come to a fork in the road- TAKE IT!




ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.




Honesty -


TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am, #260203
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm, #261573
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am, #261568

most excellent dude!


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